Mean Maxine

There's no one as mean as mean Maxine,
she smells like old cigars,
her brain is smaller than a bean,
I wish she'd move to Mars.

Some day I'll list the things I hate,
and that is where I'll list her,
I'd like to pack her in a crate--
too bad Maxine's my sister.

- Jack Prelutsky
(from The New Kid on the Block)



Maxine in da Den

Awwwwwwwwww Maxine! (x2)

It's a fact, it's a fact
All the guys react
To the max, to the max
When she passes by

They say:
"Tell me how! Do you know?
How to reach her, how to go
To the max, to the max
Maxine in da den!"

Awwwwwwwwww Maxine! (x2)

She says:
"Doesn't really matter whence
Call a video conference
To the max, to the max
Maxine in da den!"

I say:
"Tell me when, tell me when,
When's it's 3 here, there's it's 10
I want to talk to the max
My sister and my friend

Awwwwwwwwww Maxine! (x2)

by Lil MiM and Mary J